I came across this and thought it was funny. Don't think it has been posted yet.
What Would Jesus Drive
What Would Jesus Drive
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fatboy42
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Pete
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It's quite obvious!
Don't you know the song? :mrgreen:
Jesus Christ, superstar,
riding all around on his Yahama.
Did a skid, killed a kid,
burnt his balls on a petrol lid.
The cops were there, he didn't care,
'cause he had bullet-proof underwear.
When I die, marry me,
and hang me on a cherry tree.
When I'm ripe, take a bite,
I hope you enjoy my Cherry Ripe.
Don't you know the song? :mrgreen:
Jesus Christ, superstar,
riding all around on his Yahama.
Did a skid, killed a kid,
burnt his balls on a petrol lid.
The cops were there, he didn't care,
'cause he had bullet-proof underwear.
When I die, marry me,
and hang me on a cherry tree.
When I'm ripe, take a bite,
I hope you enjoy my Cherry Ripe.
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AYHJA
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It's obvious The big JC would be driving a Charger..! Shit, I know that's what I'm getting... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />
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Southern Shooter
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Jesus would most likely be driving that new 2007 Escalade sittin on some 28's with 7 different colors of Kandy paint on it...
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Jesus would be in some car that would only be used to take him some place. He wouldn't care about style or looks
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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asdfjas;ldfuja;lkjf;laj;lkgjm;alkjr;lwejr;j........!!! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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