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It gave me a great portal page... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

Best thing about remembering the point of the 'Best Of' thread..? (Which is to tempt the next poster to pick the better side of something generally considered not good... /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />)

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It creates those "happy juices" because you look at the brighter side of things

Best thing about "happy juices"
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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They wash out with warm water.

Best thing about "tire tracks"?

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Your daughter doesn't know if you're talking about actual tire tracks or some perverted meaning.

Best thing about double entendres?

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Sometimes you can get away with saying some outrageous stuff.

Best thing about having an "innocent" daughter.

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You can bet that she's not doing anything naughty cuz she doesn't know about it!!


Best thing about a clueless father?

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Huh?

Best thing about kicking your daughter's ass when she comes down for Spring Break? LOL

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she can call DSS and visit your ass in jail next spring break!

best thing about being someone's bitch?

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Only YOU would know, Beeyotch! (BTW, you're over 18 now, so I can kick your ass with impunity!)

Best thing about knowing how Child Welfare System works?

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You prolly also know how to beat it

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