The Worst Of...

#291

it doesn't happen as often as u want.

worst thing 'bout onanism?

#292

Depends on the definition of onanism you're using. "masturbation" - worst thing is that you're usually alone when you do it. "Coitus interuptus" - worst thing is that it usually leaves both participants unsatisfied.

Worst thing about words having multiple definitions?

#293

you'd have to disambiguate.

*actually, i was referring to masturbation which i believe was the more common meaning of the word. but i guess i forgot, we have the likes of DD, whose grasp of vocabulary would leave most of us wanting. /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" /> *
*i believe the word originated with the biblical character Onan, who "spilled his seed" on the ground. God struck him down for his transgression. *
*contrast that with Solomon who had a lot of wives, and God gave him wisdom*

-on with the game-

worst thing 'bout a "menage a trois?"

#294

keeping it from your wife.

worst thing about having a pool?

#295

Everyone trys to suck up to you so they can come over and use it

Worst thing about weddings?

#296

having to go (whether it's yours or someone else's! LOL)

worst thing about having children?

#297

they'll go hungry if u don't feed them.

worst thing 'bout having parents?

#298

when you grow up they still want to treat you like a kid.

Worst thing about world peace?

#299

you'd miss all the exciting news on TV.

worst thing ' bout sports?

#300

the salaries

Worst thing about air conditioning?