The Gostosa League News Ticker

[AYHJA]

Hey guys...

I am still in Chicago, and away from my computer at the moment...The 9/21 matches will be posted on 9/25...Sorry for the inconvenience...

[AYHJA]

Team Retropussy has agreed to release Candy Loving for Barbara Edwards...

[AYHJA]

The end of the season is near..!!!

We have the last match being posted this coming Friday, and voting will close on 26 October 2007...After that we will have a 1 week grace period in which guys cans make final roster edits if need be for the playoffs...The total season points output for each team will be posted as well...

On 6 November 2007, any teams that have ties will have 2 on 2 head to heads using the coaches and trainers...After the wins and losses from those matches are tallied, the conference playoff tournament will begin..!

After the conference tournament is over, final seeding for the Championship tournament will be announced...During the championship tournament, there will be a static lineup...Your three best girls will have to take you to the promised land...Hope you've been paying attention to the matches..!

Good luck everyone, and thanks for playing..! It's been a great first season...

[Chuckiedoo]

Add Girl from Transformers

Cut Lacy Maria

[BlindG]

daymn...
I'll have to make some touch ups to kick Mr AYHJA's behind :D

[AYHJA]

Our first season is over..!

Next week we will post all of the tie matches, so please don't forget to vote on them as well...

After that, we will have our division tournaments...Stay tuned..!

[AYHJA]

Team Retropussy renegotiates their contract w/former star Traci Lords and signs her to replace Patricia Farinelli...

[AYHJA]

Our GL regular season has come to an end..!!! A few stats:

• The Sugar Conference
  -- Division Leaders
  Cotton - 1337 [14 - 0 - 0]
  Caramel - Team emanon [8 - 6 - 0]
  
  The Ginger Conference
  -- Division Leaders
  Snap - Retropussy [12 - 2 - 0]
  Ale - Beautiful Lower Body [8 - 6 - 0]

You can see the final results here: http://www.ayhja.com/forums/viewtopic.p ... 93#p192293

Starting on Wednesday, 14 November 2007, we will have our Conference Tournaments, featuring the top 4 teams in each conference...These tournaments will decide the seeding for the League playoffs, which will be a STATIC lineup only..!

I will PM the owners of each time not in the post season to ask if they will continue to play in the league...If not, at the end of the season their roster will be disbanded, and girls are available for the free agent market...

Congrats and good luck..!

[AYHJA]

The Playoffs have started..!!

Because of a tie between the second place Wild Card teams, there is a head to head being posted now...Please vote as soon as possible..!

After that is completed, the tournament will go as follows:

Sugar Conference Champion : 1337
Sugar Conference Runner-Up: 4ever
Sugar Conference WildCard 1: Team emanon
Sugar Conference WildCard 2: Team Nostromo

Ginger Conference Champion: Retropussy
Ginger Conference Runner-Up: Blind
Ginger Conference WildCard1 : Beautiful Lower Bod
Ginger Conference WildCard2: Team BZA/Team iMNO

Match Schedules: Wild Card 1 vs Wild Card 2 > Winner vs Runner Up > Winner vs Conference Champion

After the matches are decided the teams will be ranked, and we will have our ending league championship...Good luck, and keep voting..!

[BlindG]

Since I'm a Man who doesn't like underground procedures (erhm... we'll talk about that another time), I'll spill it out here in the open:


Dear Mr AYHJA here is *THE* only one who's team hasn't made A SINGLE LOSS. Somehow I think he's playing dirty.I have no idea how he's paying the rest of you since he never approached me with any of his dirty tricks (he knows my impeccable and non-compromising titanium-rigid character). I'm thinking that he's basically pimping out Lisa Marie Scott to you guys to give him more wins. I find no other explanation for that nice ZERO he has in his losses. I mean, he has a good team, yes... Butt(SHAKIRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!) NO defeats ??? No way.
This stinks like my bunghole.

So, my proposal to you other 2 commissioners, trashtalkr and Mississippi Mental Patien, is to start digging into Mr AYHJA's case because I'm smelling a really bad scandal here and we *NEED* a cleaner and just league!


BlindG