Really Useful First Aid Tip

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[center]Black eye treatment ! [/center]

For years, conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it.



Now, scientific studies have proven that, while the meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes.



However, these same studies have shown that an application of warm, soft, tender meat is most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.


So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it…



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Warning: NSFW

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Administer liberally until pain and swelling are gone!

Caution: Can cause swelling in other areas...

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[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

:laff: :laff: :laff: CD2the fuknR!!!!! :laff: :laff: :laff:

[Skinny Bastard]

I'm not so sure that will "reduce swelling"....
in fact... it might increase it... < wink > < wink > < nudge > < nudge >

[Deepak]

lol thats an awesome remedy

[g00b3r]

Hahahaha that's fucking great........now if you guys have any black eyes...........

[Deepak]

I could go ahead and get one... lol

[g00b3r]

I have some black polish............we could pretend ;)

[Deepak]

lol that wont help much ... considering my skin color is already dark lol but we can try none the less... id like it better if i tried lol

[g00b3r]

You aren't THAT dark. How about I just punch you in the eyes with my breasts. :D

For about 2 weeks they were really sore and the only thing that helped was rubbing, heat, or suction. haha Where were you then?

[Deepak]

now thats a punch any guy; especially me, would appreciate. And I didnt know you were having problems with your boobs otherwise i would have been at your door step willing to lend both my hands and mouth to remedy the situation