Prom Dress

[jawshoouh]

Hope this doesn't cross any lines...I'm new here so forgive me if it does :twisted:

So one day a girl goes to her father and says, "Daddy, I need a new dress for the Senior Prom".

Dad looks at her quizzically and says, "A new dress, huh? That's going to be expensive...I don't think we can afford to get you a new dress right now."

"But this is my Senior Prom, Daddy! It only happens once in my lifetime and I need to go!", she exclaims.

"OK", her dad says. "I'll tell you what: I'll buy you that new prom dress...if you suck my dick".

"OH MY GOD!", the daughter exclaimed, "DADDY! That's DISGUSTING! You're my DADDY! And you want me to suck your dick for a prom dress?!".

He looks at her, dead-pan, and asks, "do you want the prom dress or not?".

She thinks about it for a few moments, decides she needs the dress, and sucks off her father. When she's finished, she stands up, wipes her mouth, and says, "Gosh Daddy, your dick tastes like SHIT!".

"Well", he says, "your brother needed some new basketball shoes".