SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING YOUR BITCH

#1

Valentine's Day is coming up gentlemen and its that time to go into our pockets again. Going in our pockets to pull out our extra condom we tout around "just in case"?

No.

Going in our pocket to show that yes infact we did have a banana in our pocket, when some smart ass fag asks us?

No.

Going in our pockets "searching" for the PCP bag we accidentally left on our mom's bed only to be thanking God 5 minutes later when the cops decide to pull you over and do a "random" search based on your skin color and you being in the wrong place at the wrong time?

Nope-a-roonie.

It's Valentine's day.

Meh! Who am I kidding, I hate valentine's day. It's just an excuse for women to hit you up with all this money just to prove your love. What? Me fucking you last night and making you cum about seven times over just didn't do it for ya huh? But if I give you some chocolate then you will love me forever? Okay bitch...well we will see if I ever get your ass pregnant and then I spilt and not pay child support.

But you do have your scrumptious assortment of 12 Chocolate Tea & Tisane Blends of Valrhona Les Feves Equatorial Noir chocolated packed in attractive, re-fillable tins & presented in a handsome, wooden display box.So everything is right in the world.

Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but its time to cut to the chase on this whole Valentine's day issue. It seems to really enrage the vast cheese dog and beer quaffing nation out there when someone decides to waste his own life chasing down true love like some low-bust trail lawyer kicking his Honda Civic into 4th gear after spotting an ambulence. When they finally find that true love, they only wait one day a year to express it in the most clich†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬ ¢¢¬¢ž¢†™¢¢¬…¡¢‚¬Å¡‚© of forms. Usually this is done by people with egos as fragile as Strom Thurmonds hip. Romeos walk around wearing their cashmere sweaters, saturated in Bay Rum toxic, chewing gum with all the cockiness of one who thinks they are going to get some pussy that night. Take any one of the N†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢Sync looking kids and put them behind a deli counter with a paper hat and day old meat stains on their apron, and the only spears they'd have their hands on would be Vlasic Kosher Dills.

I†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢m not getting Sharon anything for Valentine†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢s day, but she IS AND WILL buy me something. Why? Because I am a bitch and have a fragile ego and need to be constantly reinforced with high priced gifts to show that I am cared for, despite all of what the other might do for me during the rest of the year. I treat valentine's day like the rest of the year. People act as though that's the day that no one takes a shit and women who can't make a fucking proper jug of Kool-Aide is all of a sudden queens and deemed to be giving Mur and a foot message?

#2

Who needs a special day like this to tell their woman that they love them? I surely don't.

Valentine's Day is the most depressing day of the year

#3

I like that fact that for one day out of the year you guys have to be lovey dovey! I love it! No excuses...no battles...you just do it!

#4

The girl I care about a lot, just had her b-day a couple of days ago. I wrote her a nice poem (not Shakespear level) but it was straight from the heart. I also got her some stuff from Victoria Secret and some CD's.

Anyway, i'm lost for ideas on what to do. I was going to video tape a magic illusion for her on my new video camera, which would have a nice valentines theme. I'd edit it and perform to some music, but sadly, I don't think I can master it in time. Some of the moves are too complicated. Maybe it will be a late Valentines gift. /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

#5

you know what you can get her? a card and then call it a day.

#6

I usually take my gal our for Valentine's Day, but then again I'm a hapless romantic...We're supposed to be going out of town, but we'd have done that anyway...

Valentine's Day was good lookin' when I was single, you could surprise the shit out ot some girl you had your eye on...But, I agree, it doesn't have that same shine as it used to...

And once again, BT you make me mad everytime I read a post, cause I wish I could read your shit everyday, man you crack me the fuck UP..!!!

Lost Ghost · #7

lmao hell yeah BT is hilarious.

I like it cause I'm young and in love and get all happy inside whenever the oppurtunity presents itself to make my girl happy.

#8

So no one thinks that Valentine's Day is the most depressing day of the year?

#9

I may go to my friend's gravesite and visit her there.

#10

Valentine's Day isnt sad at all! I'm getting all my men a little bag with a candle, Hershey's Hugs and Hershey's Kisses, glow in the dark massage oil and a card informing them to make themselves happy for V-Day (they're all single). Haha...they're so gonna hate me for that, but I love em!