Bizarre conversation...
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Bizarre conversation...
A friend of mine was recently on a hunting trip to North Carolina when he stopped at a truck stop for lunch. Afterward, he went into the Men's Room to take care of some "business". When he sat down in the stall, a voice came from the other stall and this is the "conversation"
Voice: So... how ya doin'?
Friend: Uhhhh, OK I guess.
Voice: What are you up to?
Friend: Ummm, tryin' to go to the bathroom. (getting very uncomfortable at this point)
Voice: What ya doin' tonight?
Friend: That's kinda personal! And I'm really not interested!
Voice: Hang on a sec, the guy in the stall next to me keeps answering...
Turns out the guy was apparently talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone while taking a dump. Needless to say, my friend made a hasty retreat out of there!
Anything similar happen to anyone here?
Voice: So... how ya doin'?
Friend: Uhhhh, OK I guess.
Voice: What are you up to?
Friend: Ummm, tryin' to go to the bathroom. (getting very uncomfortable at this point)
Voice: What ya doin' tonight?
Friend: That's kinda personal! And I'm really not interested!
Voice: Hang on a sec, the guy in the stall next to me keeps answering...
Turns out the guy was apparently talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone while taking a dump. Needless to say, my friend made a hasty retreat out of there!
Anything similar happen to anyone here?
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LOFL...What a fucking idiot..!!!
Nah, I've never been in a situation quite that crazy before...Again...Is it that serious that we must talk on the phone while taking a shit, and furthermore, why are you even talking to someone in a bathroom...Both of them dudes should be flogged..!
Nah, I've never been in a situation quite that crazy before...Again...Is it that serious that we must talk on the phone while taking a shit, and furthermore, why are you even talking to someone in a bathroom...Both of them dudes should be flogged..!
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My sentiments exactly! When I'm in the can, I'm there for one reason and one reason only, and having a conversation is not one of them. I've had some weird experiences here at work in the restroom, the most bizarre being a guy in the next stall singing gospel songs while taking a dump. I guess it was a religious experience for him! LOL
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^^LMAO@DD
Man im glad I havnt been in an arkward position like that. Would have sucked to be thur and well funny for us all at the same time.
Man im glad I havnt been in an arkward position like that. Would have sucked to be thur and well funny for us all at the same time.
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I've heard of things like that before. I never talk to anyone while I'm in the bathroom. On the phone or other people in there. Wouldn't it be horrible if you let a huge fart out while you're talkin to your gf and she heard? Woudn't be good
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It was all I could do not to bust out laughing! I'm sitting there dropping a deuce, holding my mouth and nose so I won't make any noise laughing at this guy. I couldn't wait to get back to my office and tell everyone what had happened.
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