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QUOTE(raum)seriously, i like how they "made an anouncement they chose a new leader" like a democratic appointment.

Which is why I said it was kind of sad. lol It's almost like they've gone from being the schoolyard bully to the kid who's always getting beat up for his milk money. lol

"You crusaders, what will happen in the coming days is something that will turn your children's hair white †™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? battles that will reveal the falsehood of (your) might, the weakness of your soldiers and your lies," the statement said.

Transation: "Um, it'll be a few days while I fully grasp the duties of this exciting new opportunity. I'm learning alot already, and am eager to get on board with the mission statement of our organization and meet the expectations of our investors!"

Al-Muhajer vowed to continue his predecessor's fight, saying "holy warriors" in Iraq were "stronger than ever."

Translation: "After damage control following Zarkawi's termination, we found some files he took home some time ago. it seems despite losing 40% of our troop strength through enforced downsizing by our competitors, the pivot tables seem to indicate an upturn in the recruiting strength for our new associates program, with a focus in the fields of: clandestine enemy risk production, self-terminal, and vehicular combatant and demolitions expert, self terminal. We also have a new gym, and are starting to see the effects of the "a healthy martyr is a happy martyr" exercise and nutrition initiative.

"The holy fighters have made the enemy taste the bitterness of defeat and humiliation. With God's permission, your sons have reached the decisive moment," it said.

Translation:In fact, it seems one our employees may have had an effective presence in the current market with an acutal gun. and he was only eight years old. Reports say he may have survived the attack. if this concept of non-self terminal combat is instituted through agressive training, we might have a significant decrease in lost earnings through employee saftey violations. Our new vision is to have at least one armed associate deployed each financial quarter from a new department to be called "Non-self terminal combantants." This department will recieve funding until our next earnings disclosure, where we will review the impact having non-self terminal employess, who could potentially be eligible for benefits and a 401K that may impact investor expectations.

In the message, al-Muhajer also spoke directly to Osama bin Laden, saying al-Qaida in Iraq was "waiting for your signal and we are under your orders."

Translation: Has anyone heard from Osama? Did the CEO decline the invite to a board meeting? Oh, well, you know how White-shirts get, hehe... may not even know if he is still alive. unless you ask his secretary. anyways, gentlemen...

"We want to deliver good news about the high morale of your soldiers, and the good people fighting under your banner," he said.

Translation: Let's hear it for marketing on that spin about the whole Haditha incident. You guys at CNN raise the bar!

Are those B-52's flying over head? Yes they are Private, get the body bags ready, alot of Arab's will die today. God willing

"You crusaders, what will happen in the coming days is something that will turn your children's hair white †™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? battles that will reveal the falsehood of (your) might, the weakness of your soldiers and your lies," the statement said.

Transation: "Um, it'll be a few days while I fully grasp the duties of this exciting new opportunity. I'm learning alot already, and am eager to get on board with the mission statement of our organization and meet the expectations of our investors!"


lmmfao!!! You're killing me, raum. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> This guy is definitely not gonna have the same impact as al-Zarqawi.

CDR!! Those are awesome Raum

I am fluent in corp-speak. I get to go to all the meetings.

I'm still ROFL @ P-Steady, LoL...

Web posting: Al Qaeda in Iraq leader to target Sunni leaders

Man... things aren't looking good for P Steady... he's recycling old ideas. Dude, the whole civil war shit has been done! lol

Shit man, admitting defeat isn't easy, especially when you're the only one that believes in the reason for you fighting....

"The Mujahadeen brothers have destined me to be our new fearless leader."

Translation: "Ok, Mr. Hat, I'll be the new leader of Al Qaeda. Grr!"

"Our swords are ready for your necks."

Translation: "We haven't really done anything yet. We're um, sharpening our swords. Yeah, that's it."

"You Sunni Traitors are next. The morale of the brothers is higher than ever."

Translation: My arm is getting tired from cutting down all the people trying to desert.