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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:18 pm
by ruffriders23
I told ya... I got my moments.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:26 pm
by Bot
Moments? You're lightin' up Worldwide... lol
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:39 pm
by ruffriders23
I'm on fire... and this time is NOT the gonorrhea.
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:21 pm
by ruffriders23
Has anyone seen this kid play? He set the record for size and weight in the little league world series. Nobody was prouder of him than his younger brother... David Ortiz.
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:24 pm
by Lost Ghost
LMMFAO
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:55 pm
by raum
man, they better cut that tree open and count the rings to make sure there is only thirteen.
cause I bet some sheik bought him on the black market out of uganda, held a doctor at gunpoint to write him a birth certificate declaring he was 13, and paid a woman to claim to be his mom.
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:56 pm
by Skinny Bastard
Oh..HE is 13.... I checked out his drivers license while he was taking a smoke break between innings and it does say "13"....
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:02 pm
by ruffriders23
I'm telling you... I think Andre The Giant went to hell, got crispy, and we reborn into this man-child.
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:17 pm
by raum
seen benchwarmers... that dude was 13 until they got a fifth of tequila in him.
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:20 pm
by Skinny Bastard
Yeah - but he had an "official" birth certificate with him...