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QUOTE(AYHJA)Even tho my cock is literally a few inches away from the water when I piss, I still get  bit of back splash...

Either you are a midget or you got a wall urinal. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

As for the swirly bird trick... it works. You just have to good eye-hand skills and perfect timing. Otherwise, you will have to give it a 2nd flush and thats wasting water.

My dick is literally only a few inches away from Ayhja's toliet as well......AND I'm white.

I thought that Avatar was a mug shot from back in the days.

I am white... well, more of a pink... not very tan. But, I know the mith of 5.5 inches is a damn lie in my case. I had to hurt a few chicks for them to understand that was just propoganda!!!

hey ruff. that's another stat right there and it tells me "some guys have all the tough luck".

Now to get back on topic... here are some stats from July's issue... hilarious... lol

Whose feet would you least like to hold while they do sit-ups?

Emeril Lagasse 6%
Aretha Franklin 23%
John Madden 24%
Michael Moore 47%

7% admit to crying during sex (LOL)

42% have been called out by their boss for being hungover at work but...
37% turned around and accused him of the same offense.

If you had to blow $5,000 cash in the next two hours, where would you go?

An airport 13%
The Home Depot 19% (Lame!)
A strip club 30%
The nearest mall 38%

43% have used a girl's razor to groom themselves in the shower, and 17% don't know if they remembered to rinse it off (Nasty! lol)

The 7% that cry during sex must also be the 5.5 inchers wives.

I could have sworn I read something about drunk posting... only to have the offender fire an accusation back on this very board. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

If I got to blow $5000 in the next 2 hours and I go to Home Depot, I'd kick my own ass! I'm going to the comic book store baby!!! /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

I again am a 17%'er. I use my wives razor... because it shaves better than the dull ass rock I use. And, much like the toilet seat, I don't rinse shit off... this is my revenge on them. Hell, sometimes when I whipe and get a little poop on the fingers, I just wipe it on the toilet paper and walk away... don't even tear that piece off. RUFF RIDERS REVENGE... MMMMUUUAAAHHHH.

indeed. what the HELL is that with drunk posting?

(get Braun. nice little machines. made in Germanay)

Man, what kinda bitch made ass dude cries during sex..!?!?!?!

I've had a few girls pull that on me tho...Man did I feel like a fucking stud...

QUOTE(AYHJA)Man, what kinda bitch made ass dude cries during sex..!?!?!?!

I've had a few girls pull that on me tho...Man did I feel like a fucking stud...

I thought the same thing... if a dude is crying during sex, they better be tears of joy... lol

Maybe HE realized how small his pecker was when she wasn't moaning.

I've been married almost 9 years now... I have to say, I've felt like letting a tear roll out before... but I sucked it up and kept on pumping.