Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:33 am
EXACTLY.... It ain't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm!!!
Oh my God I can't believe I just said what I just said.... :-# ](*,) :mybad: #-o
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:55 am
fuck me dead this is downright FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nastynate: those shithead freaks should get groinal gangrene for that.... 
Oh my God I can't believe I just said what I just said.... :-# ](*,) :mybad: #-o
Oh my God I can't believe I just said what I just said.... :-# ](*,) :mybad: #-o
Necropiliacs Dodge Charges
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:34 am
Accused Grave Robbers Dodge Sex Charges
MADISON, Wis. — Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.
A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.
The three men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin on September 2 to remove the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.
The men used shovels to reach her grave. They abandoned their plan and were eventually arrested after a vehicle drove into the cemetery and reported suspicious behavior, authorities said.
They said the men had seen an obituary of Tennessen with her photo and wanted to dig up her body to have sexual intercourse. Such an act is known as necrophilia.
The men were charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor attempted theft charges. But Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed the sexual assault charges in September, saying no Wisconsin law addressed necrophilia. Prosecutors appealed his ruling.
At issue is a provision in the sexual assault law saying criminal penalties apply "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time of the sexual contact or sexual intercourse."
The appeals court said the law was ambiguous but the most reasonable interpretation was that it does not ban necrophilia. Instead, the court said, the law was meant to make sure prosecutors could bring sexual assault charges in rape-murder cases in which the victim ends up dead.
Outrage over the case might soon change the law.
Sen. Dale Schultz, R-Richland Center, introduced legislation Wednesday that would make having sex with a corpse a felony with punishment of up to 6 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. The bill would levy the same penalties against anyone who intentionally disturbs a burial site or a buried human corpse.
Source: http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/1639666/
What the fuck? :?:
MADISON, Wis. — Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.
A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.
The three men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin on September 2 to remove the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.
The men used shovels to reach her grave. They abandoned their plan and were eventually arrested after a vehicle drove into the cemetery and reported suspicious behavior, authorities said.
They said the men had seen an obituary of Tennessen with her photo and wanted to dig up her body to have sexual intercourse. Such an act is known as necrophilia.
The men were charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor attempted theft charges. But Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed the sexual assault charges in September, saying no Wisconsin law addressed necrophilia. Prosecutors appealed his ruling.
At issue is a provision in the sexual assault law saying criminal penalties apply "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time of the sexual contact or sexual intercourse."
The appeals court said the law was ambiguous but the most reasonable interpretation was that it does not ban necrophilia. Instead, the court said, the law was meant to make sure prosecutors could bring sexual assault charges in rape-murder cases in which the victim ends up dead.
Outrage over the case might soon change the law.
Sen. Dale Schultz, R-Richland Center, introduced legislation Wednesday that would make having sex with a corpse a felony with punishment of up to 6 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. The bill would levy the same penalties against anyone who intentionally disturbs a burial site or a buried human corpse.
Source: http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/1639666/
What the fuck? :?:
Re: Doing it to death....literally...
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:35 am
Unbelievable...
Couldn't believe it when I posted it before, even harder to believe now...They have laws for fucking taking showers at a certain part of the day, but had yet to even write a law for something as grotesque as this...
Couldn't believe it when I posted it before, even harder to believe now...They have laws for fucking taking showers at a certain part of the day, but had yet to even write a law for something as grotesque as this...
Re: Doing it to death....literally...
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:38 pm
Ick............
Re: Doing it to death....literally...
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:19 pm
anybody got the obituary photo which drove the three men to lose their heads ? she must have been VERY pretty when she was alive.
Re: Doing it to death....literally...
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:44 pm
i've dated a few corpses in my time. called it quits after 3 strikes each and every time though. nobody likes to fuck the living dead...at least i don't think so anyway ;)
Re: Doing it to death....literally...
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:09 am
Will someone please tell me how the fuck is this even possible..?!?!!?!?!? :o
Worker faces new charges in corpse abuse cases
Convicted ex-morgue staffer faces more charges of sexually abusing bodies
CINCINNATI (AP) - A former morgue worker already in prison for having sex with a body awaiting autopsy was indicted Thursday on two more charges of sexually abusing corpses.
The latest charges against 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas of Cincinnati accuse him of assaulting two women's bodies at the Hamilton County morgue in 1991.
Douglas, an attendant at the morgue from 1976 to 1992, was convicted last year of having sex with the body of a teenage murder victim in 1982. He is serving a three-year prison sentence, which includes 18 months for corpse abuse and 18 months for a parole violation on an unrelated drug conviction.
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Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday the case is "just beyond belief" and that the new charges are based on DNA testing. He said there is not enough evidence left to determine whether more corpses may have been abused because DNA evidence wasn't saved in many cases.
Deters said he suspects Douglas had more victims during the 16 years he worked at the county morgue. The numbers Douglas gave investigators in interviews ranged from one to possibly more than 100, Deters said.
"I'm sure there are more," he said. "I'm certain of it, but we'll never be able to prove it."
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Worker faces new charges in corpse abuse cases
Convicted ex-morgue staffer faces more charges of sexually abusing bodies
CINCINNATI (AP) - A former morgue worker already in prison for having sex with a body awaiting autopsy was indicted Thursday on two more charges of sexually abusing corpses.
The latest charges against 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas of Cincinnati accuse him of assaulting two women's bodies at the Hamilton County morgue in 1991.
Douglas, an attendant at the morgue from 1976 to 1992, was convicted last year of having sex with the body of a teenage murder victim in 1982. He is serving a three-year prison sentence, which includes 18 months for corpse abuse and 18 months for a parole violation on an unrelated drug conviction.
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Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday the case is "just beyond belief" and that the new charges are based on DNA testing. He said there is not enough evidence left to determine whether more corpses may have been abused because DNA evidence wasn't saved in many cases.
Deters said he suspects Douglas had more victims during the 16 years he worked at the county morgue. The numbers Douglas gave investigators in interviews ranged from one to possibly more than 100, Deters said.
"I'm sure there are more," he said. "I'm certain of it, but we'll never be able to prove it."
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Re: Doing it to death....literally...
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:58 am
Well at least they got him dead to rights.
Re:
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:49 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOL - reminds me of the old joke....Bot wrote:Alyssa: So for you, to fuck means to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You, inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing the bored look in her eyes.
Banky: Hey, I always notice the bored look in their eyes.
so... what is the difference between a girlfriend, a lover, and a wife?
The girlfriend says...
"I understand the first time is the best"
The lover says ....
"oh my god... that was the BEST time ever...."
and the wife says...
"Beige.... I think i will paint the ceiling beige...."