Aforism n stuff

#11

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Archard

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane Austen

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
Jane Austen

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Gelett Burgess

Were there no women, men might live like gods.
Thomas Dekker

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Alexandre Dumas

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine

A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Fontenelle

Anatomy is destiny.
Sigmund Freud

The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Robert Frost

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Benny Hill

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Douglas Jerrold

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
Lord Kelvin

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Rudyard Kipling

#12

Some funny shit...

Lost Ghost · #13

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Alexandre Dumas

loved that one..

#14

It's too true some times.

I'll post some more later... have a bunch!

#15

This:

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Is the greatest quote EVER...OMG, that shit is like 99.99% true..! Damn...Where does this come from..?

#16

That is awesome!!!!

So true....

#17

great stuff, keep posting

#18

hey why don't you post any funny and no-sense chat?

#19

What is the actual meaning of Aforism..?

#20

aph‚·o‚·rism (f-rzm) KEY

NOUN:

A tersely phrased statement of a truth or opinion; an adage.
A brief statement of a principle.