Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:29 pm
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Archard
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane Austen
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
Jane Austen
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Gelett Burgess
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
Thomas Dekker
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Alexandre Dumas
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Fontenelle
Anatomy is destiny.
Sigmund Freud
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Robert Frost
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Benny Hill
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Douglas Jerrold
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
Lord Kelvin
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Rudyard Kipling
Marcel Archard
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane Austen
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
Jane Austen
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Gelett Burgess
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
Thomas Dekker
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Alexandre Dumas
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Fontenelle
Anatomy is destiny.
Sigmund Freud
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Robert Frost
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Benny Hill
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Douglas Jerrold
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
Lord Kelvin
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Rudyard Kipling