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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:17 pm
by deepdiver32073
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.


Groucho Marx

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:44 am
by Lost Ghost
"Some say 'I can' others say 'I can't'; both are right...which one are you"

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:20 pm
by AYHJA
"There is a machine in the back of Hooters that dispenses that shiny leg hosiery. The sizes come in small, medium and 'you†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢re fired.'"

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:13 pm
by AYHJA
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

--Robin Williams

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:01 pm
by Lost Ghost
^ lol i like that one....true too.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:43 pm
by trashtalkr
lmao...that one's awesome

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:26 am
by AYHJA
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:53 am
by Lost Ghost
good quote...




"It's not what you know, its what you can prove" ...oh shit...Training Day!!

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:41 pm
by Aemeth
Every day I get up and look through the Forbe's list of richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work
-Robert Orben

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:39 pm
by AYHJA
"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something..."