Yo Momma

#11

Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

#12

Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

#13

Yo momma glasses so thick she can look on a map and see people waving...

#14

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

#15

LoL...

Yo momma got three teeth...One in her mouth, and two in her pocket..!

#16

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, cat's try to bury her!

Lost Ghost · #17

QUOTE(AYHJA)Yo momma glasses so thick she can look on a map and see people waving...

LMFAO.

#18

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

#19

Yo momma is so big, when she's standing in line and her beeper goes off, someone yells, "Watch out! She's backing up!"

#20

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.