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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:39 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:40 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:25 pm
by AYHJA
Yo momma glasses so thick she can look on a map and see people waving...
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:50 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:01 pm
by AYHJA
LoL...
Yo momma got three teeth...One in her mouth, and two in her pocket..!
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:14 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, cat's try to bury her!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:36 am
by Lost Ghost
QUOTE(AYHJA)Yo momma glasses so thick she can look on a map and see people waving...
LMFAO.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:38 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:43 am
by BFG9000
Yo momma is so big, when she's standing in line and her beeper goes off, someone yells, "Watch out! She's backing up!"
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:51 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.