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OK, now we need division commissioners, and after that, we can assign teams to the divisions and have our first real look at what we'll be doing in a couple weeks...

If we can get this knocked off, we can do a Conference tournament of some kind, that would rock out I think...2 3 on 3 matches, 1 girl from each team...

With the return of Team Phat Rabbits, Beyonce Knowles has been released from Team 1337...

"It was a good relationship," says œber, Team 1337 president... "She will be missed..."

Tryouts for a replacement player on the reigning League Champions will begin immediately...

This just in..!!!

Talks with Team RIMFIRE over the rights to Silvia Saint ("Hey, yo bitch chose me," said œber in an interview) seem to have fizzled out...

That news coupled with the recent loss of Beyonce Knowles to the expansion draft, Team 1337 was left with a tremendous hole in its roster...But, GM of the Year candidate Mr. Wipe Me Down has just garnered in an unprecedented acquisition...

Twins Deisy and Sarah Teles of Brazil have just been signed to a 10 day contract pending league approval, with long term deal talks around the corner...Stay tuned for more information..!

More news about Team 1337...

In an expected move, Gostosa League veteran Juliana Paes was activated as the Assistant Coach of the team, as Kayden Kross rejoins the active Roster...

Also, in a move to get young, Team 1337 has parted ways with Nadia Bjorlin after she could not furnish concrete proof of not having undergone an augmentation of any kind...

The team has replaced her with up and coming heard turner Mary Elizabeth Winstead...

Everyone make sure their team is in order..!

Sylvia Saint looks to be moving on :(, although TEAM Rim has yet to be offered something worthwhile :?

Ayhja......it's gonna take some serious game to get my dear Sylvia, but she is available.

Hmm...I was thinking release and sign, but if a trade is what it takes...Hmm...OK then...Who would it take to get her..? Kate Brenner perhaps..?

Kate Brenner

Ahhhh.....you do know my taste!

That would be enough to warrant me letting Sylvia go.........You game?

Yeah, Kate's my Boo, but I gotta have The Saint...

Done..!

This just in..!

Only hours after the blockbuster Brenner/Saint deal, Team 1337 has made what they say will be the last of many roster shifts...This morning, the team signed versatile Defender/Midfielder Gabrielle Union to an exclusive deal...

"What a tremendous step we've taken towards maintaining our championship caliber roster, and even after the all the moves, I feel we've gotten stronger..."

To make room for the new acquisition, Team 1337 plans to release Sophie Moone into the expansion draft later on today...