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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:13 pm
by AYHJA
It gave me a great portal page... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

Best thing about remembering the point of the 'Best Of' thread..? (Which is to tempt the next poster to pick the better side of something generally considered not good... /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />)

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:02 pm
by trashtalkr
It creates those "happy juices" because you look at the brighter side of things

Best thing about "happy juices"

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:48 pm
by deepdiver32073
They wash out with warm water.

Best thing about "tire tracks"?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:42 pm
by southern_belle
Your daughter doesn't know if you're talking about actual tire tracks or some perverted meaning.

Best thing about double entendres?

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:29 am
by deepdiver32073
Sometimes you can get away with saying some outrageous stuff.

Best thing about having an "innocent" daughter.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:54 pm
by southern_belle
You can bet that she's not doing anything naughty cuz she doesn't know about it!!


Best thing about a clueless father?

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:15 pm
by deepdiver32073
Huh?

Best thing about kicking your daughter's ass when she comes down for Spring Break? LOL

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:35 pm
by southern_belle
she can call DSS and visit your ass in jail next spring break!

best thing about being someone's bitch?

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:35 pm
by deepdiver32073
Only YOU would know, Beeyotch! (BTW, you're over 18 now, so I can kick your ass with impunity!)

Best thing about knowing how Child Welfare System works?

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:07 am
by trashtalkr
You prolly also know how to beat it

Best thing about laptops?