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OK, check this out...

Since nobody is sending in their roster, and it's taking me much too long to post them, I've come up w/a solution...

A couple of static lineups for each team...Everyone should have a couple of matches under their belts now, so if you don't get your lineup in, I'll just cycle back and use a couple of those...

I'll post standings towards the end of the month...

This just in..!

It is being reported that amidst reports of allegations of a vicious poodle fighting ring, Goalie Mary Elizabeth Winstead is being suspended from the team indefinitely...After working out favorably in front of team management, Lena Biddle will be taking her place, effective immediately...

I love your news reports. haha I think I just love you, or maybe I love AF. Who knows.

Team Retropussy has signed the following girls to their roster to bolster ticket sales:

Traci Lords
Patricia Farinelli
Karen Elaina Price

1337 has announced the release, and subsequent additions being made to their roster...With no nude projects scheduled, Team President Über has enacted the no nudity release clause on Gabrielle Union...She is being replaced by Holly Joan Hart...

Also, in a totally SHOCKING move, team 1337 has released Nancy Erminia on allegations of embezzlement...Seems as if 2 cases of Astro-Glide ended up missing from team headquarters...Team officials had her in a tight spot, yet she slid right through...Interrogation seems to be at a stalemate, as Über has called in a tip that may lead to some stiff questioning...

'She'll be alright once we get Dahead in,' said Über...He's a great negotiator...

Team Blind announces that it's forthcoming plan is to dustify the petty roster of the so called 1337 team.
The trainer of the team whose alias is "Tha Bitch" clearly stated today in a press conference "That little sorry ass capped leggy popsicle is going to eat her hat when she falls in my hands".
The reporters were awed by Jenny's statements and everyone tried to blame this one on the pressure from the recent defeats yet Jenny was in no mood to leave misty statements so she cleared out everything by adding "Oh and in case you think I'm actually sad about the team's defeats, I can only tell you that right now there are works in progress that will make all the gumpopping bimbos of Mr AYHJA swallow their gums and get an intestinal constipation".
Noone is able to understand why all this hatered is coming from Jenny but the word is that Mr BlindG is trying to even things a little bit and he's secretly offering AYHJA exchanges to buy out his anger.
There are no news -yet- as to what these exchanges are but we'll be with you as soon as we have something!

This is Prick Hated for Gostosa News

Please...Don't throw rocks at the throne..! :twisted:

This just in..! With traces of 'The Kreme and The Klear' around her mouth and in at least 3 pairs of her panties, Lena Biddle is being replaced immediately effective at the end of her 7 day contract...Versatile player Lauren Michelle Hill is poised to take her place...

Team Retropussy has elected to forgo the contract of Traci Lords citing legal age issues and replace her with Shannon Tweed...

Greets Guys...

We are more than halfway through the season now..! So far, I think the league has been pretty competitive...We have been hurting for participation, some matches are barely getting 10 votes...Had I known we'd be this press for a few clicks, I probably would have made less matches and less often...Hopefully, once site participation picks up, so will the voting...

That said, whatever you want to do to promote your matches/team please do...Bump your girl threads w/pics...Bump your match to get more votes...Also, if you see guys online when you're online, PM them and ask if they're active...The more votes, the better the matches...Some of these guys that are living in the stacks could easily slip in and vote twice a week...

Lastly, you guys can still PM me your lineups...Doing so ahead of time saves me some grief and also makes sure you get the pick in the match you want...

Good luck..!