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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:50 am
by deepdiver32073
They're portable.

Best thing about cold sores?

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:10 am
by southern_belle
they usually don't stick around that long

best thing about bruises?

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:09 am
by deepdiver32073
They show you're active

Best thing about getting up an hour earlier than you have to?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:15 am
by trashtalkr
You get to be lazy while you get ready

Best thing about getting to work early?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:44 pm
by deepdiver32073
You can look thru your porn without anyone looking over your shoulder.

Best thing about having a kid that can drive?

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:20 am
by trashtalkr
You dont' have to drive his ass everywhere

Best thing about not owning a car?

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:15 am
by deepdiver32073
You're not expected to drive everyone everywhere.

Best thing about running out of gas?

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:51 pm
by trashtalkr
Getting your pasenger to pay for the new gas

Best thing about going bankrupt?

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:23 pm
by deepdiver32073
You can restructure your debt and get out from under it.

Best thing about falling under a moving train?

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:06 pm
by trashtalkr
You end up in a better place

Best thing about Good Friday?