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**This is the story so far. I just put all of the posts together. I'll add my next 4 words in a seperate post**
Michael found a pair of lesbians smiling eventhough and remarked to himself, those Dykes are ugly but making himself approach those 2 little sluts, forcing himself to grin and politely asked them, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œWha
t would you do if I offered you a chance to see a secret revealed about my huge Klondike bar?†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? The girls pondered over his unusual offer, then dropped to their knees worshipping his huge Klondike bar and he thought smilingly, as it began to drip on the pavement just missing their tongues. Then he suddenly said, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œLic
k it up Bitches before I get mad and start to do something nasty such as spank both of your asses into submission. Now go down on each other and let me watch.†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? So they start to undress and they begin to kiss each other just as the police arrive. The girls then turn and scream, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œPle
ase officers!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? The officer menancingly gestured for his partner to pistol whip them. Grabbing his gun, he hesitates for a moment and whacks his partner. †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œDon
†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾‚
¢t hit girls, ass!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? His partner turns and points his gun at his partner†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s head and pulls the trigger twice, but the gun misfires, causing his hand to jerk towards the girls direction, just missing them. In all the excitement, Michael gets excited and finds his †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œKlo
ndike†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? getting hard as a rock. He picks it up and points it toward and nods at Solrage. Ready? Aim? And Fire!!! After all that, he slaps it on Solrage. Meanwhile, the lesbian sisters eyed longingly at the †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œKlo
ndike†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? bar that Sol savored in his mouth. The icecream melting quickly and running down his mouth, it then dripped hand to this elbow. He then turned to the girls and asked, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œWou
ld you like some pictures taken while you wait for your Klondike of your very own?†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œWhy
yes!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? they replied. So our hero quickly grabbed his camera and started clicking when suddenly the twins asked him, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œwhe
re are the cops?†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œI honestly don†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢t know! They should be standing behind that bush together wondering why Solrage sucked their Klondike bar instead of myself†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? said our elegant yet sometimes delusional but definitely not generic Klondike bar sporting hero. He then turned to a car which stopped in the middle of the yard out front. Out came teenaged girls looking for some Klondikes of their very own. Then they said †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œYo,
this is a surprise!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? What happened next was the four teenaged girls ushered them toward the cop car where the local priest was waiting to perform a sacred rite to initiate them into the great cult that was known to be part of the ancient and the very secret ritual that contained Brain†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s rather small and insignificant penis being delicately inserted into a meat grinder. The officer then turned to his partner and laughed out loud as Michael began to scream. †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œHol
y shit, it†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s Batman!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? Gathering their wits together, they smile at Batman and the boy wonder who seems to be lost in some deep thought, pondering the proportions of his wonderful lady†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s monstrous boobies, estimated at 3 handfuls each and possibly much, much more. Batman and Robin together went back to the scene of the crime to look for some clues that would lead to some substantial evidence that the twins had taken some very expensive lingerie from Victoria†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…
¾‚¢s Secret.
Michael found a pair of lesbians smiling eventhough and remarked to himself, those Dykes are ugly but making himself approach those 2 little sluts, forcing himself to grin and politely asked them, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œWha
t would you do if I offered you a chance to see a secret revealed about my huge Klondike bar?†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? The girls pondered over his unusual offer, then dropped to their knees worshipping his huge Klondike bar and he thought smilingly, as it began to drip on the pavement just missing their tongues. Then he suddenly said, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œLic
k it up Bitches before I get mad and start to do something nasty such as spank both of your asses into submission. Now go down on each other and let me watch.†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? So they start to undress and they begin to kiss each other just as the police arrive. The girls then turn and scream, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œPle
ase officers!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? The officer menancingly gestured for his partner to pistol whip them. Grabbing his gun, he hesitates for a moment and whacks his partner. †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œDon
†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾‚
¢t hit girls, ass!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? His partner turns and points his gun at his partner†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s head and pulls the trigger twice, but the gun misfires, causing his hand to jerk towards the girls direction, just missing them. In all the excitement, Michael gets excited and finds his †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œKlo
ndike†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? getting hard as a rock. He picks it up and points it toward and nods at Solrage. Ready? Aim? And Fire!!! After all that, he slaps it on Solrage. Meanwhile, the lesbian sisters eyed longingly at the †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œKlo
ndike†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? bar that Sol savored in his mouth. The icecream melting quickly and running down his mouth, it then dripped hand to this elbow. He then turned to the girls and asked, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œWou
ld you like some pictures taken while you wait for your Klondike of your very own?†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œWhy
yes!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? they replied. So our hero quickly grabbed his camera and started clicking when suddenly the twins asked him, †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œwhe
re are the cops?†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œI honestly don†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢t know! They should be standing behind that bush together wondering why Solrage sucked their Klondike bar instead of myself†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? said our elegant yet sometimes delusional but definitely not generic Klondike bar sporting hero. He then turned to a car which stopped in the middle of the yard out front. Out came teenaged girls looking for some Klondikes of their very own. Then they said †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œYo,
this is a surprise!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? What happened next was the four teenaged girls ushered them toward the cop car where the local priest was waiting to perform a sacred rite to initiate them into the great cult that was known to be part of the ancient and the very secret ritual that contained Brain†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s rather small and insignificant penis being delicately inserted into a meat grinder. The officer then turned to his partner and laughed out loud as Michael began to scream. †™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬¢‚¬¦¢¢¬…œHol
y shit, it†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s Batman!†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬? Gathering their wits together, they smile at Batman and the boy wonder who seems to be lost in some deep thought, pondering the proportions of his wonderful lady†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…¾
‚¢s monstrous boobies, estimated at 3 handfuls each and possibly much, much more. Batman and Robin together went back to the scene of the crime to look for some clues that would lead to some substantial evidence that the twins had taken some very expensive lingerie from Victoria†™‚¢‚¢¢¢¬…¡‚¬‚¢¢¢¬…
¾‚¢s Secret.
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QUOTEsaid our elegant yet sometimes delusional but definitely not generic Klondike bar sporting hero
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Robin took out his
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