The Gostosa League News Ticker

[AYHJA]

Amidst rumors of unappreciation, Team 1337 has formally invited Kim Kardashian to the 1337 Front Offices for coffee...

[AYHJA]

Also invited to Team 1337 for a private workout, forward Angel Dark...

[AYHJA]

Team 1337 has been actively pursuing free agents with the roster expansion for the 2008 Season...

Striker Juliette Rose Fretté is almost done with talks...

Also potentially doing deals:

1. Karen McDougal
2. Jenni Gregg
3. Nikol March
4. Angel Dark
5. Georgia Jones

Should the team be unable to secure a trade for Kim Kardashian, an undisclosed player will be signed at a later date...

[Chuckiedoo]

The Replacements welcome new team member, Alicia Keys, with a team dinner...

Kim Kardashian has just sign a new deal that would make her a replacement for life....
She was asked to make a statement immediately after and she said

" I'm happy to be a Replacement.... I'm rich bitch!!!!lol"

[Chuckiedoo]

Ms. Union has just became a member of the Replacements.... Pending physical

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Fucker. You beat me to Ms Keys, MMP.

[AYHJA]

Damn, Gabrielle is looking ESPECIALLY delicious these days...Too bad I didn't keep her on the roster...Nice pickup MMP...Bastich...Let Kim go..!

Remember guys, it is now 21+2...You can keep your original roster as is, but we now allow for 7 different lineups instead of 5...Schedule should be posted in a couple weeks, preseason some time before that...

[AYHJA]

Guys, to make things easier, please post a text based roster in this thread:

http://www.ayhja.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=306&t=25841

TIA!

[Chuckiedoo]

Thanks for the support... It's good to see that Ms. Keys have your vote Sir Jig- A- Lot......

Oh my god, The Replacements has added a new diva to their roster, Mercedes Hawkins....

[AYHJA]

Kardashian needs to be on a winning team..!!