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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:55 pm
by iMNO
ROFLMAO!! That was outstanding! I'm going to start forwarding all of my 'memos' to raum for translation! LOL!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:01 pm
by iMNO
QUOTE"Our swords are ready for your necks."
Translation: "We haven't really done anything yet. We're um, sharpening our swords. Yeah, that's it."
This is why I'm going to start sending all of my memos to raum...I thought he was talking about playing 'Red Rover'
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:03 pm
by trashtalkr
lmao...Raum, you come up with the best translations.
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:15 pm
by Bot
I think this video is appropriate... Osame bin Laden
Democrat strategists respond to P-Steady's new threat.
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:32 pm
by raum
[6/15/06 Washington D.C.]
After aggressive displays of new proposed military equipment in time for consideration of the GOP upscale budget, and after the successful strike against the late Al Qaeda leader, democrats, feeling pressure to address the military question rallied behind Senator John "I regret everything I ever did" Kerry D-Vietnam to develop an appropriate response to the threat of the new Leader, who assures us the "Brotherhood" is stronger than ever. Senator John "Vietnam" Kerry spent six months refining a military strategy to be deployed as what he refers to as a "New Fresh Response To the Inevitable Conquering of all Nations and People by Islamic Extremists". "The time has come, he said, to realize we must have a uniform strategy for surrender implemented from the lowliest private to the loftiest General. That way they won't hurt us too bad. I was in Vietnam, and WE SHOULD HAVE HAD THIS TRAINING!!"
Exerpt of Training Video for Standard Democrat Response To Terrorist Threat
Senator Hillary "YARGHHH!!" Clinton D-Umbitch is waiting to see a public poll on CNN to decide what she feels about this controversial approach to military strategy. Mrs. Clinton has this to say about the exerpt of the instructional video "I have yet to know how I feel about this plan, for the people have not yet spoken. But rest assured, I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT!~"
Senator Ted "hiccup" Kennedy D-Rownedhooker was unavailable for comment until the aspirin kicked in.
Senator Patrick "white rabbit" Kennedy D-Enial had this to say. "I will have the exact same response to this as all Americans, even the Brown Black and Yellow People would have, because there is no difference between us. We are all Americans, even those who are not citizens. Is it time to vote yet?"
When asked for comment Cynthia "Cop Killa" McKinley D-Onotprosecute knocked the reporter unconscious.
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:23 pm
by AYHJA
raum...
That video just OBLITERATED me man...OMFG that was hilarious...
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:35 pm
by trashtalkr
LMFAO!!! That was hilarious Raum. Great post...
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:28 am
by raum
Thank you, thank you.
I must confess my article was inspired by a blogger who has already identified it as the "Democratic Self-Defense Strategy" - but I took it much farther.
and I am glad people thought it was as funny as I did.
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:05 am
by Bot
Man, I'm still laughing my ass off at When asked for comment Cynthia "Cop Killa" McKinley D-Onotprosecute knocked the reporter unconscious. Classic. lol
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:00 am
by Buffmaster
Move over Steven Segal, Cynthia the "Cop Killa" will be starring in Above the Law2:Congresswoman out of control. No cop in DC is safe when this bitch is on the prowl. More details to come later