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you people need to lighten up. she was prolly hot.

not hot, not even warm..... cold as death more likely.... LOOOOOOL

I used to be a nercophilliac, but in the end I found that those kinds of relationships tends to just fall apart in your hands.

At least you wouldn't hear her bitch about your technique! LOL

Oh I dunno about that. Some women can bitch from beyond the grave..

raum wrote:you people need to lighten up. she was prolly hot.

LMFAO...Man, you guys are nuts..!!!

I'm not going to pretend I always walk around wearing white, but damn..! Humping a dead girl..? I'm not sure I even want to pretend to take my mind there...I don't understand the physics of it all, first and foremost...Secondly, I don't think there's a piece of pussy in the known universe I'd hit in a morgue if she was alive, least of all dead..! That's why they call them 'stiffs'...You stick your dick inside and what was yours now belongs to the reaper...

I mean, if she as in a coma, ala The Bride in Kill Bill, that's still sick, but you could maybe hang a good 47 strokes into a comatose Monica Bellucci...But still...

LOL @ the comatose Monica... DUDE!!! If she ain't in it at all, it ain't worth hitting. Now I've made love to a sleeping chick 'cause I know she's gonna wake up and get into it, but coma/dead... she ain't gonna get into it, ya know?

Maybe the Grunke brothers and their pal Radke (no doubt Hispanics, the little fucks!) were becoming painfully aware that their charming personalities and witty banter might not be conducive to a healthy relationship.
Hell, not even a decent relationship with each other!, for anyone to suggest "wow, dawg, you really think this is a good idea?"

Yeah, I keep trying to run their conversation prior to the event...

"Damn, I'm horny! I need to hit sumpin' up!"

"Where we gonna find a chick that'll do US?!?"

"Dunno.... hmmmm, let me think about this..."

"HEY! I know! I saw this pic of a girl who just croaked a coupla days ago... she was HOT!"

"What are you saying?!?"

"Let's go dig her up tonight, and have a party!"

Well.... OK... but I want to get some 'protection' first!"

Humping a dead girl..? I'm not sure I even want to pretend to take my mind there...

Although the thought is repulsive, for strictly humanitarian purposes, I'd have to consider it.

Based on the response I get from women, I'm convinced I could bring one back from the dead.