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There are reports saying that there was never any prono tapes made during their marriage, something smells fishy about all this.

QUOTE(Buffmaster @ Nov 22 2006, 10:12 PM) There are reports saying that there was never any prono tapes made during their marriage, something smells fishy about all this.

Fishy? Smelling fishy means smelling of crotch (literally)- so there must be some action goin' on.....

QUOTE(happywonton @ Nov 14 2006, 06:40 AM) dude im not even sure if i want to watch it. britney WAS hot back then but i dont know.

She may have been hot before.

But being hot before is always hotter than NEVER being hot, like Paris Fugly Hilton..

This tape would eclipse that feral scrag's by millions..

QUOTE(happywonton @ Nov 14 2006, 06:40 AM) i think ill watch it anyway.

If you don't mind paying, you can get it here (allegedly)

Well, this what I do for a living. Divorces! Here's what'll happen:

Spousal support: Yeah, he'll get bucks from her, but only for half the lenght of their marriage, which isn't that long. Good thing for her. She may settle and give him a lump sum up front, but that's only if he agrees.

Child support: It depends on how much time he has with the kids. If he gets physical custody she'll have to pay big. Even if he only sees them one day a week, she'll still have to pay him big. If by some miracle he makes it big someday, she can have it reduced. This issue will go on until the kids are 18 and it can be changed as many times as their financial situations change.

The house: If they bought the house together than they split the equity, but if she had it before they got married then he only gets one half of the equity its made since they've been married. If it the equity was $2 million or so when the got married and only $1.5 now since the fall in the market, he gets nada!

I love this stuff! Go Brit! You're retarded as hell, but still better than KFed! Yah, I said it. KFed...

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