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Yeah Churchill had some great ones....a few others:

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices
I admire."

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new
play, bring a friend... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...
if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill, in response


"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me"

Reality is a sandwich I did not order.
- Zippy the Pinhead.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Oscar Wilde

It's not paranoia if people really ARE out to get you.

Ziggy's psychiatrist

The important thing is not that we can live on hope alone, but that life is not worth living without it.

-Harvey Milk

Interest is the price you pay for being poor.


-unknown

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

- Wilde

Maybe we should be considering a vote of no-confidence on the Senate or on the Congress for malfunction and an inability to produce anything.




-Trent Lott
6-11-07

"look up, look down, look down, look left, blink, look down, look left, blink"

Stephen Hawking

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects