Gostosa League II News Ticker

[AYHJA]

Well..! I guess we have 10 teams..! That should be enough to get some preseason kicked off...

I'm going to finish the alignment today and post the preseason schedule no later than tomorrow...If you would like to have a particular match, please do mention it now..!

And since we have less teams, that means more girls are available, so...For the time being at least, we can roll with a max of 27 girl rosters...That's 24 set in stone, 3 girls you want to 'try before you buy' so to speak...If nobody objects, I suggest you start to pillage and plunder now...

:laff:

A little over a month to go before the season starts..!

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With this enticing revelation into this upcoming new season's structure of team dynamics, Team JS has invited all members of the current practice squad, which include Alana De La Garza, Bridget Moynahan, Carli Banks, Kate Beckingsale, & Zooey Deschanel to participate in full team workouts in anticipation of being eventually upgraded to full status as certified chapters of the fleet.

If all goes as planned, each "practice squatter" will live the dream and be able to compete in the league as full-fledged contenders, barring any setbacks in physical training. A great opportunity has been seized upon, and the coaches make no qualms about not letting it squander away.

[AYHJA]

That's the spirit IO...I need some enthusiasm, depending on how you view the following alignment, you either got really lucky, or really fucked..! :laff: Here's the conference alignment thus far...I thought we were gonna roll with 10 teams, but tex came and told me if I didn't put his team back on the board he'd kick my ass, so...Yeah...Here goes...

Sugar Conference

1337
Whisker Imports
Jig-A-Meister
Jetstream Supreme
Nostromo

The Big 6 Conference

Conference Commissioner - *Open*

Teams

Playmates 4ever
Retropussy
The Replacements
Maynard
Sniper's Sexy Sirens
Traffic Stoppers

I think that's pretty fair, I kinda sliced up the standings from last year and spread the love...As of right now, we are 1 team short, so I'll have to get on my horse and find another user to put a squad up...Worst case scenario we'll have a 'House' squad and find a way to make things interesting...

[AYHJA]

As to be expected, 1337 team president Kumicho is not resting on his laurels of being the league's first champion....With the roster expansion and subsequent dropping of former owners, in a ballzy move, there have been several signings...

Forward Nicole Voss, a league newcomer, is expected to make heavy contributions...
Wing Back Nikol March, is also new to the GL but expected to see significant playing time this year...

Veteran Super Forward Shay Laren, who has been courted something fierce by the team over the last few days, signed a long term deal for an undisclosed amount, on waivers from a former team...

Also on waivers, but pending a physicals, are veteran Defenders Aria Giovanni and Kyla Cole, expected to be signed to provide steady leadership to the younger players...

Actress Kelly Hu is also rumored to be in talks...

[AYHJA]

I would like to remind everyone...Your text based roster is supposed to be posted in this thread:

http://www.ayhja.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=306&t=29743

If it is NOT then someone can snatch up your girl...Team threads are for show, please don't expect people to go through every single team thread to decide who is on and who is not...If you realize someone has posted their roster before yours, and has a girl on their team that was on your team, it will be up to the 1st roster posted what to do...He may be nice about it, or he can demand you do a pink slips match...You can do a trade out, make match stipulations (like as long as she's on the team, he can't use her against him)...Basically, anything short of just keeping her will be allowed...You can negotiate amongst yourselves, post agreements in the Ticker, and I'll be glad to settle disputes...

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I would like to remind everyone...Your text based roster is supposed to be posted in this thread:

http://www.ayhja.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=306&t=29743

If it is NOT then someone can snatch up your girl...Team threads are for show, please don't expect people to go through every single team thread to decide who is on and who is not...If you realize someone has posted their roster before yours, and has a girl on their team that was on your team, it will be up to the 1st roster posted what to do...He may be nice about it, or he can demand you do a pink slips match...You can do a trade out, make match stipulations (like as long as she's on the team, he can't use her against him)...Basically, anything short of just keeping her will be allowed...You can negotiate amongst yourselves, post agreements in the Ticker, and I'll be glad to settle disputes...

Thanks for the reminder. I don't really like to edit my posts after the fact, but for now, my text-based team list is finally up.

I was scrambling around for a possible pm I had in my inbox stating that you were interested in Aria, but I couldn't find one.

[AYHJA]

Nope, no PM...

http://www.ayhja.com/forums/viewpost.php?p=233852

The ticker thread is golden..! However, you can claim her fully, as I had only invited her to the facilities, not offering a full contract...

;)

[AYHJA]

This just in!

After failing her physical, Nikol March will not be joining team 1337 in the near future...We are exercising our right to invite her back...In the meantime, up and cumming star Zuzana Zeleznovova has been invited, and is expected to try out in the pre season matches being posted on Monday, July 6th...

[AYHJA]

So, anybody care to volunteer for a a preseason match..? :D

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There is still some turmoil with certain contracted pornstars drafted from last season, so representatives have invited two newly-accounted free agents, Leah Dizon & Misa Campo, to showcase their talents for the coaches. If the issues are not resolved soon, the organization will eat the cap space and just outright cut the problem players, and dip into the practice squad if needed.

In a scramble to gain some stability, IO's Team has announced one final cut/signing period a week before the preseason hustle gets underway. This way, the team will become finalized in time for their scheduled debut and conference party to announce the start of the new season. In addition to announcing field positions for the newly-acquired players, it will also serve as an exhibition of what to expect from the team later on in competition.