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I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

Women make love for love, men make love for lust. Derrick Harge

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Thomas Haynes Bayly

Love and a cough cannot be hidden. George Herbert

Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe. Nick Hertl

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. John Heywood

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Eric Hoffer

Burning desire is the eternal flame. Doug Horton

If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it! Doug Horton

Love is a given, hatred is aquired. Doug Horton

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing. Doug Horton

Money is good, love is wealth. Doug Horton

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. Doug Horton

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love. Doug Horton

A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you. Elbert Hubbard

A man is in love when something in his head, something in his chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman. Brian Hwang

The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance. Brian Hwang

Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late. Douglas Jerrold

Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
Theodor W. Adorno

Beware the man of one book. St. Thomas Aquinas

The wise learn many things from their enemies. Aristophanes: The Birds, 414 B.C.

All men naturally desire knowledge. Aristotle

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle

The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. Aristotle

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.Aristotle

Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. Jane Austen

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Burt Bacharach

Never forget what you need to remember. Garrett Bartley

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. Saul Bellow

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Rami Belson

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Hector Berlioz

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by watching. Yogi Berra

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." Ambrose Bierce

Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding. Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary

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They have TONS!!!

LOVE is a word made by two vowels, two vocals, two stupids, ...

When life's turns you the back, grab his butt!!!!

Working is so bad that they even pay for you to do it

Wow...that site is full of them!

Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research. Unknown

There are no errors in this book, except this one. Unknown

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. Unknown

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Unknown

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. Unknown

When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions. Unknown

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. Ashleigh Brilliant: Brilliant Thoughts

The danger today is not so much that machines will learn to think and feel but that men will cease to do so. Ferry

Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard. Nicolas Martin

To use a method is to compare the realm of mind to a stool. The true thinker walks freely. Godfried Bomans: De avonturen van Bill Clifford

Knowledge and belief are two separate tracks that run parallel to each other and never meet, except in the child. Godfried Bomans: Buitelingen II

If you love God, burn the church. Jello Biafra

The heresies we should fear are those which can be confused with orthodoxy. Jorge Luis Borges: "The Theologians"

In prayer, it is better to have a heart without words than words without heart. Mahatma Gandhi

The truth is out there. Chris Carter: The X Files

It is by fighting and triumphing over the enemies of the Buddha that we ourselves become Buddhas. Daisaku Ikeda (World Tribune, Oct. 29, 1999, p. 5)