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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:37 am
by AYHJA
Yo momma so fat, every time she turn around its her birthday..!

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:59 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo Momma's so fat the Post Office gave her her own zip code.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:12 am
by AYHJA
Yo Momma so short she can turn backfliips under the bed...

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:25 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma so stank, even the hoboes down by the tracks won't do her.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:55 pm
by trashtalkr
Your Mom is so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:04 am
by AYHJA
^^
LMAO..!

Your momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forhead so she could 'makeup her mind'...

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:32 am
by trashtalkr
Your Mom is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:52 am
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma so nasty, flies refuse to land on her

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:17 am
by trashtalkr
Yo Momma's so poor she had to put a second mortgage on her cardboard box

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:45 pm
by Conceded
Yo momma aint yo momma...who is she???