Self Pampering

#21

Hahaha! I agree...this post makes me think of you guys in a whole new light. It's not a very flattering light either.

#22

Not flattering that we like to wash our asses and care what we smell like..?

Man, I don't care what you dudes say, no woman wants a man that doesn't take care of himself...I take showers, and I'm pretty peculiar about what I wash up with...I get out of the shower, and put on lotion...Of course, I may be under a different light, it is especially noticeable if I don't moisturize my skin...

We call it "ashy"

Raise your hands if you like your skin to feel like a big ass case of athletes foot..!

All that tough guy shit will get your woman touched in all the wrong places, trust me...Lotion up, freshen up, or loose ya chick... :tur:

#23

you wash yourself because you are guilty of something, i read it from a book (or did i saw it on a tv talk show?)

#24

.......I always forget what life must be like in the Shire....My apologies Fap...

#25

I love to swim, ergo i have leave a half inch layer of dirt to avoid the water touch my sacred skin, it's risky if you stay too long in there you could be getting clean and expulsed from the village.