The Best Of...

#211

smells and tastes good! not the charcoal, the food cooked by charcoal!

best thing about using a public restroom?

#212

You don't have to hold it as long.

Best thing about ingrown toenails?

#213

they look so nasty no one will try to tickle your feet!

best thing about dog breath waking you up in the morning?

#214

nobody will annoy u when all ur thinkin' about is goin' back to bed!

best about ending up in a party with a bunch of gay men?

#215

there won't be any competition for any ladies that are there!

best thing about acne

#216

It's easier to cure than smallpox!

Best thing about losing your lover to a same-sex relationship?

#217

maybe they'll let you watch...

best thing about rush-hour traffic?

#218

Cutting off the little bastard who's trying to zip past you on a crotch rocket.

Best thing about cleaning up dog shit every 5 minutes?

#219

Well, uh....yeah, there's nothing good about that, unless you count the endless love you receive from the shitting animals

best thing about parasites?

#220

They help keep the world population down.

Best thing about war?