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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:13 pm
by southern_belle
smells and tastes good! not the charcoal, the food cooked by charcoal!
best thing about using a public restroom?
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:20 pm
by deepdiver32073
You don't have to hold it as long.
Best thing about ingrown toenails?
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:43 pm
by southern_belle
they look so nasty no one will try to tickle your feet!
best thing about dog breath waking you up in the morning?
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:38 pm
by hotheat
nobody will annoy u when all ur thinkin' about is goin' back to bed!
best about ending up in a party with a bunch of gay men?
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:41 pm
by southern_belle
there won't be any competition for any ladies that are there!
best thing about acne
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:26 am
by deepdiver32073
It's easier to cure than smallpox!
Best thing about losing your lover to a same-sex relationship?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:33 am
by southern_belle
maybe they'll let you watch...
best thing about rush-hour traffic?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:36 am
by deepdiver32073
Cutting off the little bastard who's trying to zip past you on a crotch rocket.
Best thing about cleaning up dog shit every 5 minutes?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:47 am
by southern_belle
Well, uh....yeah, there's nothing good about that, unless you count the endless love you receive from the shitting animals
best thing about parasites?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:57 pm
by deepdiver32073
They help keep the world population down.
Best thing about war?