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southern_belle
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you might lose a couple pounds of sweat

best thing about losing half your paycheck to FICA?

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You know that you're helping subsidize all the 70 - 80 somethings here in Florida.

Best thing about driving behind little old ladies?

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u minimize ur chances of overspeeding.

best thing 'bout being a little old lady?

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Everyone loves you

Best thing about not being a little old lady
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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Chances are they're not cussing you out for driving too slow.

Best thing about driving off a bridge?

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It definitely would be a thrill

Best thing about getting off of work early?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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usually less traffic

Best thing about finding out you have a brain tumor?

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It can actually be a relief (2 years ago they thought that I might have had a brain tumor and it prolly would have been a relief to find out why I was getting such bad migranes all the time)

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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Sometimes they actually know what they're talking about.

Best thing about migraines?

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You get to take drugs

Best thing about drugs?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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