ADN

it doesn't happen as often as u want.

worst thing 'bout onanism?

Depends on the definition of onanism you're using. "masturbation" - worst thing is that you're usually alone when you do it. "Coitus interuptus" - worst thing is that it usually leaves both participants unsatisfied.

Worst thing about words having multiple definitions?

you'd have to disambiguate.


*actually, i was referring to masturbation which i believe was the more common meaning of the word. but i guess i forgot, we have the likes of DD, whose grasp of vocabulary would leave most of us wanting. /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" /> *
*i believe the word originated with the biblical character Onan, who "spilled his seed" on the ground. God struck him down for his transgression. *
*contrast that with Solomon who had a lot of wives, and God gave him wisdom*


-on with the game-

worst thing 'bout a "menage a trois?"

keeping it from your wife.

worst thing about having a pool?

Everyone trys to suck up to you so they can come over and use it

Worst thing about weddings?

having to go (whether it's yours or someone else's! LOL)

worst thing about having children?

they'll go hungry if u don't feed them.

worst thing 'bout having parents?

when you grow up they still want to treat you like a kid.

Worst thing about world peace?

you'd miss all the exciting news on TV.

worst thing ' bout sports?

the salaries

Worst thing about air conditioning?