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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:55 pm
by ruffriders23
Knowing that kids have an outlet for their anger.

Best thing about tile floors?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:34 am
by deepdiver32073
It's easier to mop up when the dog pisses in the house.

Best thing about stupid children?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:10 am
by ruffriders23
They're always good for a laugh.

Best thing about dumb dogs?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:26 am
by deepdiver32073
They make adequate speed bumps when they don't move out of my way.

Best thing about teaching math to a child who doesn't listen?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:55 am
by trashtalkr
At least you know that you are able to teach him

Best thing about stealing your best friend's girlfriend?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:19 am
by ruffriders23
That now YOU are the one with the hot chick.

Best thing about turning 18?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:30 am
by trashtalkr
You're legal

Best thing about USB cords?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:04 am
by deepdiver32073
easy Plug-n-Play

Best thing about appendicitis?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:17 pm
by ruffriders23
Hopefully getting a hot nurse in recovery.

Best thing about Arthritis?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:54 pm
by trashtalkr
You get to take drugs

Best thing about Fridays?