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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:15 am
by Lost Ghost
Yo momma so po' I saw her kicking a can down the street I said "whatcha doin'?" she said "movin' "
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:24 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢s so ugly she was standing out under the stars and the man in the moon looked the other way.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:03 pm
by AYHJA
Yo momma so old she got powdered milk in her titties...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:46 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma's so flabby, when she says she rolls her own, she's talking about her boobs...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:17 pm
by southern_belle
yo momma so old, moses is in her yearbook!
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:17 pm
by deepdiver32073
Yo momma's so easy, she's got a "Take a Number Please" sign on her door!
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:26 am
by AYHJA
Your momma so skinny she can do pushups under the bed..!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:51 am
by deepdiver32073
From "Remember the Titans"
Ohhhh, I hurt my back... I gave yo momma a piggyback ride and she weighs twice as much as I do. (by the big white kid)
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:56 am
by Lost Ghost
Yo Momma so greasy...she used bacon as a bandaid...
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:56 am
by Lost Ghost
Yo Momma so dumb..it said "don't write below this line" and she write "OKAY!"