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Knowing that starving little basterd overseas won't get it!!!

Best thing about burning fat?
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.

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knowing that Richard Simmons won't be putting me on his show.

best thing about getting sunburned?

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Most of the time it'll turn into a tan

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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That you will keep the loan places in business.

Best thing about hemroids?
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They're a relatively small pain in the ass (as opposed to my wife, LOL)

Best thing about surgical scars?

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Gives you something to talk about.

Best thing about the wife going to church and leaving you home alone. (mine did)
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You get to watch football

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It's almost as comfortable as the bed.

Best thing about farting?

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That it warms you up for free.

Best thing about finding chips in the couch?
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Means you beat the rats to them.

Best thing about having your house infested with rats?

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