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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:26 am
by ruffriders23
Knowing that starving little basterd overseas won't get it!!!
Best thing about burning fat?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:27 am
by deepdiver32073
knowing that Richard Simmons won't be putting me on his show.
best thing about getting sunburned?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:31 am
by trashtalkr
Most of the time it'll turn into a tan
Best thing about running out of money?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:32 am
by ruffriders23
That you will keep the loan places in business.
Best thing about hemroids?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:35 am
by deepdiver32073
They're a relatively small pain in the ass (as opposed to my wife, LOL)
Best thing about surgical scars?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:36 am
by ruffriders23
Gives you something to talk about.
Best thing about the wife going to church and leaving you home alone. (mine did)
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:37 am
by trashtalkr
You get to watch football
Best thing about the couch?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:44 am
by deepdiver32073
It's almost as comfortable as the bed.
Best thing about farting?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:45 am
by ruffriders23
That it warms you up for free.
Best thing about finding chips in the couch?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:46 am
by deepdiver32073
Means you beat the rats to them.
Best thing about having your house infested with rats?