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Splinter and the Ninja Turtles are there in case of a break in.

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cheaper than using a bullet

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When you hit it on the passenger side and the wife is sitting there.

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They make you safer

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That you didn't see it coming.

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It can't happen to me.

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Would prevent contamination from stupid people.

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It brings our post counts up

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keeps you safer from disease

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That you can cry later and get a hummer.

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