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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:48 am
by ruffriders23
Splinter and the Ninja Turtles are there in case of a break in.
Best thing about killing an animal with the car?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:49 am
by deepdiver32073
cheaper than using a bullet
Best thing about running over a skunk?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:52 am
by ruffriders23
When you hit it on the passenger side and the wife is sitting there.
Best thing about new tires?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:29 am
by trashtalkr
They make you safer
Best thing about getting blindsided by another car?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:30 pm
by ruffriders23
That you didn't see it coming.
Best thing about cervical cancer?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:33 pm
by deepdiver32073
It can't happen to me.
Best thing about testicular cancer?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:57 pm
by ruffriders23
Would prevent contamination from stupid people.
Best thing about this list?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:52 pm
by trashtalkr
It brings our post counts up
Best thing about immunization shots?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:13 pm
by deepdiver32073
keeps you safer from disease
Best thing about doing too much after surgery? (god, I hurt!)
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:34 pm
by ruffriders23
That you can cry later and get a hummer.
Best thing about staples?