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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:01 pm
by deepdiver32073
They have a good supply of office material. (<< deliberately obtuse)
Best thing about surgical super glue?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:18 pm
by ruffriders23
That it can close that hole in my long hangy thing that spits at me.
Best thing about stitches?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:25 am
by trashtalkr
They help you stop bleeding
Best thing about flowers?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:38 am
by ruffriders23
They put me in touch with my feminine side.
Best thing about vases?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:53 am
by deepdiver32073
They hold those thingies that help you get in touch with your feminine side.
Best thing about online classes?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:11 am
by southern_belle
You can pick your nose and pee in a bucket and do all sorts of other miscellaneous things and the teacher will never know...
best thing about thesis statements?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:33 am
by trashtalkr
They help you get smart
Best thing about tests?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:25 am
by deepdiver32073
they help see if you retain any of the information beind disseminated in class.
Best thing about waking up early when you don't have to?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:25 pm
by Brains
you can stay longer in bed an be conscious of it.
best thing about digging the doodle?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:37 pm
by deepdiver32073
You can say you've done it out in public and most people won't have a clue as to what you're talking about.
Best thing about dying from being butt fucked from a horse?