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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:46 pm
by ruffriders23
That your friends have good stories to tell.

Best thing about getting a carrot stuck in your ass?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:53 pm
by deepdiver32073
You can usually shit it out (I would THINK!)

Best thing about getting a hamster stuck up your ass? (Worked in the ER when a guy came in with one... :nastynate:)

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:58 pm
by ruffriders23
The tickling... THE TICKLING MAN.

Best thing about having a wart on your finger?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:03 pm
by deepdiver32073
grossing little kids out.

best thing about working in the ER?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:08 pm
by ruffriders23
You get to see the worst of the worst.

Best thing about working as a janitor?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:19 pm
by deepdiver32073
You get to have all the keys!

Best thing about wiping shit off walls?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:37 pm
by trashtalkr
You work your muscles

Best thing about have a bird shit in your face?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:41 pm
by deepdiver32073
If you were looking up for inspiration, you got your answer.

Best thing about transexuals?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:45 pm
by ruffriders23
That they can satisfy themselves.

Best thing about hermaphrodites?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:20 pm
by deepdiver32073
You get everything in one package.

Best thing about funerals?