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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:21 am
by trashtalkr
**What does a traffic controller have to do with a computer crash?**
It's sure better than not having them!!
Best thing about not actually reading the post above yours?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:36 pm
by ruffriders23
****Computer Crash.... car crash... I.E. Accident is another word for crash. Drinking + Posting = lack of understanding****
You get to wing the next post.
Best thing about someone not seeing the obvious?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:50 pm
by trashtalkr
You get to make fun of them
Best thing about getting hit by a car?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:53 pm
by ruffriders23
That, for only a second, you could fly!!!
Best thing about taking the wrong medication?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:03 pm
by deepdiver32073
Maybe, just maybe you'll get high for a while.
Best thing about farting in public?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:05 pm
by ruffriders23
When you see everyone trying to act like they don't smell it... BUT THEY DO.
Best thing about blowjobs in the car?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:37 pm
by deepdiver32073
Two of life's adrenaline rushes... speed and sex!
Best thing about public sex?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:46 pm
by trashtalkr
It give you a rush
Best thing about not getting any?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:08 pm
by ruffriders23
Won't get a STD... I hope.
Best thing about having Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from chronic masturbation?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:16 pm
by deepdiver32073
You can always switch hands.
Best thing about waking up to a dog licking your balls?