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LMAO...

Your momma throat so thick, she car gargle peanut butter...

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Yo momma's so heavy, they want to use her for shielding at the Radiology Department.

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Your momma so skinny, her eyes in single file...

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yo Mama's Teeth So Big, When She Sneezes She Bites Her Chest

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Yo mumma's so fat, that when she's cleanin' the cages at the zoo, people walk past and say "look at that big hippopotamus!"

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Yo mamma is so fat, she has to take a bath in the local YMCA's pool just to wash her bottom half.
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Yo mama is so stupid...i told her to do "The Robot", and now R2D2 has AIDS....

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Yo momma so fat, not even Lost Ghost would fuck her.
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yo mama so fat she walked in front of the t.v. and I missed 3 weeks of my shows

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Yo momma is so fat she sat on a curb and made a driveway
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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