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You get out of this awful life Best thing about football practice?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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You can hone your skills.

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That someone obviously thinks about you enough to try and file one on you.

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Don't have to worry about pain and all the other shit life hands you.

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You get to see if your shots really work

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If you're lucky, you can pick up radio stations without a receiver.

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You get to experience a great free-fall

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You're in COLLEGE, and by all means these are the best years of your existence...

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At least you are being an athlete

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You can spit brown nasty stuff.

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