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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:33 pm
by trashtalkr
You get out of this awful life Best thing about football practice?
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:47 pm
by deepdiver32073
You can hone your skills.
Best thing about having a Do Not Resuscitate Order filed?
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:46 pm
by ruffriders23
That someone obviously thinks about you enough to try and file one on you.
Best thing about death?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:23 am
by deepdiver32073
Don't have to worry about pain and all the other shit life hands you.
Best thing about getting scratched by a cat?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:33 am
by trashtalkr
You get to see if your shots really work
Best thing about getting struck by lightening?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:04 am
by deepdiver32073
If you're lucky, you can pick up radio stations without a receiver.
Best thing about falling off a cliff?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:44 am
by trashtalkr
You get to experience a great free-fall
Best thing about dorm life?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:19 am
by AYHJA
You're in COLLEGE, and by all means these are the best years of your existence...
Best thing about having athletes foot..?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:35 am
by trashtalkr
At least you are being an athlete
Best thing about chewing tobacco?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:55 pm
by ruffriders23
You can spit brown nasty stuff.
Best thnig about cervical cancer?