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It brings family together

Best thing about school shootings?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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Weeds out the slow ones.

Best thing about being retarded?

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You get money from the government

Best thing about cheating the system?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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QUOTE(ruffriders23 @ Sep 30 2006, 03:06 AM) You finally get to be like Steve Irwin.


That's not funny.


I've almost got stung by a stingray like that, and also jellyfish......

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wtf, Pete?

anyways, back to the subject:

if you don't get caught, you get to live the high life

best thing about getting busted?

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That atleast SOMEONE wanted you.

Best thing about traffic tickets?
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.

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Honking and waving at the suckers who passed me 5 minutes ago in such a big ass hurry.

Best thing about head wounds?

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The pschedelic meds they give you for them..

Best thing about taking a weedwacker to the back of your left knee..

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You get a hot nurse to take care of you

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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you get to ride in a wheelchair

best thing about being hit by a car?

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