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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:21 pm
by trashtalkr
It brings family together
Best thing about school shootings?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:29 pm
by deepdiver32073
Weeds out the slow ones.
Best thing about being retarded?
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:43 am
by trashtalkr
You get money from the government
Best thing about cheating the system?
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:14 pm
by Pete
QUOTE(ruffriders23 @ Sep 30 2006, 03:06 AM) You finally get to be like Steve Irwin.
That's not funny.
I've almost got stung by a stingray like that, and also jellyfish......
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:55 pm
by southern_belle
wtf, Pete?
anyways, back to the subject:
if you don't get caught, you get to live the high life
best thing about getting busted?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:18 pm
by ruffriders23
That atleast SOMEONE wanted you.
Best thing about traffic tickets?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:21 pm
by deepdiver32073
Honking and waving at the suckers who passed me 5 minutes ago in such a big ass hurry.
Best thing about head wounds?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:21 pm
by Mandizzle
The pschedelic meds they give you for them..
Best thing about taking a weedwacker to the back of your left knee..
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:01 am
by trashtalkr
You get a hot nurse to take care of you
Best thing about losing a limb?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:04 am
by smartass_06
you get to ride in a wheelchair
best thing about being hit by a car?