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Team JS / IO still needs to get off its laurels and update its team website and gallery. Seveely outdated, the press sponsors have announced a "coming-out" party for the newest additions to the team, scheduled to begin this sometime this weekend.

While we, the fans, have been irked by the team's hush-hush methods and continual procrastination, we cannot deny that their have been significant bolsters to the integrity of the team's eye-candy that can only be described in two words:
Exquisitely Delicious.

We look forward to this (somewhat) late debut of the stars. Tune back in soon. :D

Kumicho wrote:Team 1337 has announced that Rochelle Minami has been invited to the team facility for a physical...If everything goes through, she will start practicing with the team immediately...It is unclear who, if anyone, she will be replacing...

Nice acquisition. Have fun with that physical!!! ;) ;) ;) ;)

The following moves were made by Sniper's Sexy Sirens:

Christina Milian was released.
Jenny McClain promoted to Coach.
Meagan Good Promoted to assistant coach.
Paolina was released.
Gemma Massey and Orsi Kocsis were added

Due to performing commitments Jewel Kilcher has been released from Team Jig and Asa Akira has been tapped to replace her. And in another bold move, R&B chica Tamia has been cut loose in favour of old school pornbag Hyapatia Lee. Sophia Bush has been ditched in favour of Lana Croft

It could be just a rumor, but it seems that Team 1337 is trying to reconcile with former star Nadia Bjorlin, who signed with The Replacements earlier this off season...A force trade could be in the works, though we are not sure of the details...All we know is that the team is prepared to offer her a lifetime deal...Maybe...Possibly... :D

In more late-breaking news: Team Jig has switched Brianna Love for newcomer Zsuzsanna Ripli.

A midnight talent scouting session has ended in a potential success...It appears that that Davalos twins will make their league debut with team 1337 as early as next week...

With so many great free agents available, Team 1337 isn't interested in being stagnant...Recently released star Sasha Grey looks to replace Georgia Jones on the team's practice squad pending a clear physical...

Wow guys, the league is doing really well..! We averaged about 28 votes for our first week of matches..! From here on out, I will be cycling a weeks worth of matches in, and a week's worth of matches out...So, in when week 5's matches are posted, week 2's matches will be tallied and closed...That way, we can get the maximum number of votes for each match...If a guy can't come in once a month and vote, fuck him, lol...

The first power rankings will be posted shortly..! In case you're wondering, its a non exact science that factors in all the factors of closed matches, open matches, and total points...Yes, its objective, but the system will improve in time..! If you know somebody that has a few minutes of time to piss away, remind them to come and vote once in a while..!

Due to injury during warm-ups, Jenny Lee is out & Yua Aida has been brought in to sub.